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This unconventional lip balm features the unique flavor of wasabi without the tear-inducing shock to your sinuses. Great for sushi lovers and fans of really weird lip balm. Each tube is 2-1/2" long with a twist bottom dispenser.

Use this refreshing cucumber flavored Salad Floss after every meal to avoid embarrassing social situations involving hunks of food, your teeth and someone you want to impress. Each 2-1/2" tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss.

This luscious lip balm will keep your lips plump and moist just like a hot dog inside that delicious fried corn bread batter! Great for friends who love frankfurters. Each tube is 2-1/2" long with a twist bottom dispenser.

Have your lips had a rough day? Let them unwind with a thin coat of Absinthe Lip Balm. The delicious anise aroma will have them perked up and puckering in no time. Each tube is 2-1/2" long with a twist bottom dispenser.

These tasty toothpicks are used by Canadian beavers to clean between their two giant front teeth. And if they're good enough for beaver teeth they ought to be good enough for yours. Each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains eighty toothpicks.

These dog tags contain all the information any alien pilot can use to get you back to Earth including important pulsars in the Universe and Earths relative location among the planets. The guarantee: If you're abducted and not brought safely back to Earth you get a complete refund!

The grandads you ever had! extremely funny gift for all ages!