aaron

Tacky, but laughworthy.

Maybe in silver or white instead of in yellow... but the yellow does have the advantage of being highly visible. Made with mesh for hot-weather riding.

It's a little plastic doll designed to keep your dog from humping your leg. Yes, a sex doll for a dog. Because humans already buy everything ELSE for their tiny little fur-kids.

This would go well with my matching swallow tattoos.

This one isn't as cool as the other lock belt-buckle I saw, but it's WAY cheaper.

I know, I know: Mao is categorically Not Funny. But still-- a pun on a shirt!